Entries by Kate Jayroe

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Bring the Half and Half and Spill It

The Prodigal Son cannot wait for his old bathtub of a mother to croak. He says to the bathtub, Mother, I very much would like my inheritance. Unfortunately for us both, health smoothies continue to afford you a long, undeserved existence here on this earth whose moss nurses your cold veins and our cold, hard […]