Entries by Claire Hopple


Professional Mermaid

Gutzon Borglum was the sculptor of Mount Rushmore. Gutzon Borglum’s name sounds like a double-sneeze. Some people sneeze twice every time. It’s possible that Borglum, while chiseling away inside the vast nasal passages of Thomas Jefferson, may have sneezed. And it’s also possible that given his hiding spot a witness within earshot may have heard […]